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Profound thoughts for the truly clueless from the crudely ruthless and rudely couthless... as well as from the obtusely toothless and totally youthless (if not exactly useless) Contemporary Commentary For the Everyday Moron.

YES ! It's HERE: ( at last! )

...a website for sarcastic people with too much time on their hands...

ManagementSpeak: Is this the hill you want to die on?

Translation: Reasonable arguments are meaningless as long as I have the power to get you fired.

KJR Club member Rob Pawlikowski also shared his response: "I don't know. Is this the hill you want to kill me on?"

Source: IS Survivor Publishing, a division of IT Catalysts, Inc.

... thanks to Bob Lewis, president of IT Catalysts Inc., 31-May-2010

Killer Feral Pigs Outnumber Humans:

True story, Go There

... thanks to Anthony DeCeglie, NewsCore Writer

Bears Prefer Vans (an AP press release parody):

A new new study shows that black bears prefer minivans over most other makes and models.

Read the grizzly truth!

... thanks to the Park Service for keeping an eye on the bears.

The first two steps in mastering sarcasm:

1) notice something. 2) snicker at it.

... thanks to Bob Lewis, IS Survival Guide, InfoWorld, 8-FEB-1999

Killer Shrimp Take Over Aquarium:

True story, Go There

... thanks to the author RON HARRIS Associated Press Writer

Idiot Watch:

Man bites dog, dies of distemper. Jet-propelled midgets collide with hunchback in freak accident. Friendly fire consumes samaritan gathering.

Go There, Learn of these things

"Best All Purpose Non-Answer" to the Common Non-Questions that begin:

"Why did you..."

"Well... It's just something to do."

... suggested by a respected technology consultant rationalizing a major screw-up to his former boss. He later described the incident as "kind of a bad pileup on the information highway somewhere south of Palo Alto," where he used to work at a large software firm... (Thanks JD, wherever you are, we know you're still out there, hacking or consulting. Or programminhg. Or something. Some place.)

Bone up on the new vocabulary of the fully digitized workplace.

Go There

... thanks to KK of Helena Montana, 25-NOV-1998

"Best All Purpose Retort (in any language, of all time) To Any Smartass Question You Might Ask"

Yo' MAMA!

... offered up by "Kid Keno" of Roundup, Montana, July 17 1983:

Monkey Shines Bedevil Indians (a UPI press release):

Go There

... thanks to Billings Gazette, 13-JAN-1983

Bomb Could Have Leveled Albuquerque 29 Years Ago (AP press release):

Go there, read up on bonehead nuclear readiness

... thanks to Independent Record, 27-AUG-1986

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